Monday, July 17, 2006

SUPER! DAVES MUSTACHE...



This is Man-At-Arms. You may remember MAA from a little show I like to call MOTU or He-Man And The Masters of The Universe. If you do not know what He-Man is then click that link and get your knowledge on.

When I was a little Kai I would watch MOTU a lot. After all television is the best babysitter ever. Anyway one thing that was creepy about MAA, beside the fact that he wore hairy underwear, was that he had a mustache. Back then the mustache was an odd thing to me. I would stare up with my big kid eyes and instead of seeing lips, like you are supposed to, I would see some crazy hairy food trap. I now believe that when I was young this translated inside my brain piece to mean "Whoa that is an alien! Where is his/her upper lip!?!"

I think this may be the reason why kids cry when they go to see Santa Claus.

Check this creep out.



Freaky right?

He knows when you are sleeping. He knows if you are bad or good. And he has eggnog from like sixty Christmas' ago trapped in that beard/mustache combo he is rocking. I know smelling old dried up eggnog would make me cry. The 'stache and the fact that Santa is kind of like a Dominatrix probably amalgamate to freak kids out.

Yeah.

Santa's always trying to be the boss of everybody. "You be good and nice to your parents!" is one of his big things. He crushes you under his black boot and then gives you a reward if you obey him. And sometimes even if you do one little thing wrong, like cutting off some of your sisters hair or drawing an awesome picture on the wall with some crayons, he gives you a lump of coal. Santa sucks and little kids know it. His evil 'stache betrays his otherwise jolly appearance.

Bert Reynolds also has a mustache. This guy is a king creep.



But there is a counter point to this dislike of the mustache. Man people find it helpful to keep their upper lips warm. Some people use them to scare the ladies/fellas away. And then there are the others that rock them 'cause they have disco in their hearts! That's right disco!

Five out of the Six Village people agree that mustaches are cool!



And since I mentioned He-Man and do not feel like making any "gay" jokes right now you can watch this if you want.



ENJOY!
MORTEKAI

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

You’re obsessed with daves mustache! You are awesome…..and daves mustache is too

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