Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Super! ghouls and ghosts...



Colorful, ghost-voices. If you don't say it nobody can hear it (speak up). Is saying something better than nothing? Only if what you say is what you believe, at least I like to believe, though my beliefs have been questioned. He has been known to be wrong...from time to time. But it can't be wrong if it is what you feel. Ten should be the loudest.

This one goes to eleven,
MORTEKAI

Thursday, May 25, 2006

SUPER! My Emo Battle Armor is Unbreakable...



This idea has been floating around for a while. I guess it started after my friends and I had been going to a bunch of shows over the past few years. I began to notice that everyone was striving to be so different for the "normal" crowd. The result of that though was all of the kids in the "scene" ended up being cookie cutters of each other, their individuality lost in the strive to be individual. Fashion and style replaced what should always have been first the music and accepting any fans of the bands you wanted to support. There are a whole other bunch of points that I want to hit but that should give you the gist. The black hair dye, the sarcastic haircuts, the armor of black and denim, studded belts and tattoos, "My Emo Battle Armor is Unbreakable."

cross out the eyes,
MORTEKAI

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

CHIBA SMASH!

I still am hating the Blogger at the moment. I might go so far as to say I loathe Blogger right now. So I called up my boy SONNY CHIBA and he is going to solve this problem right quick. But instead of talking rationally he is going to throw a million punchs and karate kicks at the issue. Man I can't wait. It is going to be raining blood around here when Chiba gets done. YES!



Thank you Sonny Chiba, thank you! Blogger you should start quaking in your boots!

HAIYA!
MORTEKAI

p.s. working on new stuff for Mortekai/Super. Hopefully some news and/or pics soon.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

SCREW BLOGGER! NO MORE YANKIE MY WANKIE!

For some awesome reason Blogger has been sucking it real hard lately. Like seriously ultra, super, monster hard. Blogger can't get enough and is starting to develop a reputation around town because of it's ultimately hard sucking. I mean I am not one to tell tales out of school but trust me Blogger needs to calm down immediately. If I cannot get my photos to get a link instead of being temporary internet files soon, Blogger is in for it. This is the anti-AIRWOLF, this is so annoying it's GROUNDWOLF. There you made me call you groundwolf, happy now?

I think I should share something else today beside my extreme anger ats the Blogger. So here comes a few pointless words about the man, the myth, the legend, Long Duk Dong (click for gong sound suckas!).



Damn the Donger is smooth, his power cannot be denied. Check this, Bowlish hair cut to Korean accent equals sure fire score with the ladies. They don't call him Long Duk Dong for nothing, that's his real name right there not some foolish nickname. He is forever branded with the power of the Dong. We all could learn a thing or two from the Donger. For example if you are presented with a chance to visit a foreign land as an exchange student or something to that effect, take full advantage. Crash a car, eat some food, drink a ton of booze, and bang some foreign chicks. And if someone comes up to you and starts givin you static about his "Au-to-mo-beeeeeeeeeeeel" you roll that fool off by repeating him and then laughing in his old wrinkly face. Oh, and make sure you sleep in a tree at least once. Sleeping in a tree leaves you fully prepared to sneak attack any victim you should choose. They would be all like, "HOLY COW PIES, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?! OUCH MY TESTICLES!!" complete ninja sneak attack. That is how the Donger does it. Also try to make sure your accent is completely exaggerated. Being from New York I have done this many a time. For example the more I curse and sound like a stereotypical New Yorker the better. Also saying "wada" instead of "water" is key. It totally works too, laying on a thick accent gets you the in just about every time. Check out this nugget of brilliance Donger laid on some chick, "Wassa happening hot stuff?" that is panty remover right there brotha. She would have no chance once that stumbled off his tongue. She would be all, "Aww he is so cute." and then the Donger would go in for the kill. The sneaky ninja kill! Another reason the Donger is amazing is because he scored big time while dressing like a nerd. That was the only fair thing to do considering his skills are incalculable. Really would you think it was fair if you came into a room and then the Donger came in dressed like some GQ model? No? I didn't think so. The Donger likes to play fair and to challenge himself. You don't get to be the man by taking the easy way out. The Donger is the man and all should bow to his supreme wisdom! So I guess to sum it all up, LDD is the way to be!

You down with LDD?
Yeah you know me!
MORTEKAI

p.s. Here is a picture for anyone who was thinking I was slacking off. Screw you for thinking that.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Oh BOY! Coheed for free...

Yeah so there was a free Coheed and Cambria show last night. Needless to say it turned into a late night of fun rocking and seeing old pals. I had the mini there and was able to move a few (thanks for buying them!!) and got a few free drinks along with the free ticket. The only thing that kind of blew was Coheed's set was short and was acoustic. Let me tell you something "A Favor House Atlantic" does not rock as hard or make you want to dance when it is coming out of some acoustic guitar. The only thing it made me want to do was smash the guitar and yell to the band to get on with the rock. But it was free so who cares. I mean its not like I was going to pay forty bucks to see them in the city (that's right New York, Manhattan is THE CITY). Doing that would have cost me another twenty plus in train fare and let me tell you now selling minis is not makin me into Uncle Scrooge over here. Imagine it was though, I could be swimming through all those gold coins in my money bin right now. Dammit, that would be AIRWOLF! Anyway I am tired from the show so instead of a new picture you get an old pic of Cap, dressed as a cowboy, and Shoe, dressed as me, engaged in there favorite sex act. The photo quality sucks but squint, its worth it.



P.S. it was awesome to get a chance to hang out with Tara, Jenny, Christine, Jaci, my sis Katie, and BP. There was late night pool action with Cap, Tim, and Conrad also. You guys rule!

MORTEKAI

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

SUPER! at Collector's Kingdom and Mocca!!


SUPER! is now available at Collectors Kingdom! This is an awesome shop located here on Long Island. Big thanks go out to Matt and all the guys there for supporting me and other Long Island artists!! You rule Matt! Here is the link to there site and the address for the store:

Collector's Kingdom

Collector's Kingdom
202 W. Jericho Tpke.
Huntington Station, NY 11746
631-549-4336

SUPER! will also be available June 10th-11th at the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art Festival in New York City! This is a great event where there will be many other guests and artists. Mucho mini and comic fun! I will have a table with mini comic goodness, snacks, and possibly some Mortekai product. The link for information is:

Mocca Art Festival

And finally here is the information on SUPER! again:

Here it is, the first edition of SUPER! is done and is now available for purchase. SUPER! contains two different minis (16 pages total) that are full color. The whole thing comes inside an envelope which doubles as the cover. There are two different covers, both are in full color on glossy paper, let me know which you would prefer when you order.

Now speaking of ordering, for right now it will have to be done through traditional mail or you can purchase the mini from me directly. I am working on setting up a Paypal account. The cost of SUPER! is $3.00 in US funds plus $1.00 to cover the cost of shipping. You may send payment in the form of check, money order, or well hidden cash.

To order send payment to:

Kevin Breslawski
66 Laurel Drive
Smithtown NY 11787

Make sure to write Mortekai is SUPER! on the envelope.

If you have any questions, please email me at: Mortekaiissuper@yahoo.com



SUPER!
MORTEKAI

Monday, May 15, 2006

the twelfth, across the sky...

Sometimes I feel I get too simple with what I want to do. Just an image here, or some text there, something really immediate. Sometimes I like my work to be that way. Looking at this design I really feel that it expresses exactly what I want it to. It gets the name across and makes me feel happy. The more I look at the design though it also reveals a little sadness to me. The design carries you up and down and leaves you wondering. I don't know, this is one of my favorites at the moment. I guess you could also just see it simply as it is, a Mortekai logo and a heart. This will be on t-shirts, patches, stickers and more.



Love,
MORTEKAI

Friday, May 12, 2006

HIYA!



TIME TO KICK THE WEEKEND IN THE THROAT AS IF YOU WERE SONNY CHIBA!! THAT WOULD BE SUCH A HARD KICK!!

AIRWOLF!!!
MORTEKAI!!!

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Ideas for newness...

These are two sketches that I am working with. These are pretty preliminary but I like the direction they are going in. Now let's hope I don't mess them up. Or I guess I could never tell you if I messed them up. That would be good. But you may consider that lying and I wouldn't lie to you baby. Well I never lied to you except for that one time I told you there was no pizza left because I wanted the last slice. I mean come on baby pizza is like better than gold. If it was gold I had the last slice of it would have been yours, but it wasn't gold was it? We are talking about pizza here. I needs me some pizza, I needs it bad. So I really don't think you should count that lie. It was more like a white lie anyway, no one got hurt, right? Not even a white lie, that is what I would call a fib. Come on a fib could never hurt anybody. And no more lying (unless pizza is involved).



Pizza is sweetza
MORTEKAI

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

SUPER! suspended in rubber on pink carpet...



In progress idea.

MORTEKAI

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Tired, a quickie work in progress...

Blah, blah, blah, I wish I was sleeping. This is a design I am working on at the moment so this is a sneak peek. Pink for now but may change it up for the final. I am hoping to have this available across a variety of shirt colors. Thanks to anyone who ordered the mini so far I really appreciate the support!



ZZZZzzzzz
MORTEKAI

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

the eleventh, its a suit...

Feety pajama kear-suit makes this guy super happy. Simple design to express how it felt to be without worry in a fuzzy outfit. This print will be on men's and women's T-Shirts.



Youth
MORTEKAI

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

SUPER! Mini-Comic is available...


Here it is, the first edition of SUPER! is done and is now available for purchase. SUPER! contains two different minis (16 pages total) that are full color. The whole thing comes inside an envelope which doubles as the cover. There are two different covers, both are in full color on glossy paper, let me know which you would prefer when you order.

Now speaking of ordering, for right now it will have to be done through traditional mail or you can purchase the mini from me directly. I am working on setting up a Paypal account. The cost of SUPER! is $3.00 in US funds plus $1.00 to cover the cost of shipping. You may send payment in the form of check, money order, or well hidden cash.

To order send payment to:

Kevin Breslawski
66 Laurel Drive
Smithtown NY 11787

Make sure to write Mortekai is SUPER! on the envelope.

If you have any questions, please email me at: Mortekaiissuper@yahoo.com



Thanks!
MORTEKAI