Thursday, March 30, 2006

the fourth, THIS IS AIRWOLF!

The other day I was working with the Kai Skull design and came up with this new version. I am thinking of printing the Kai Skull shirt like this.

Thats a lot of skulls and Mortekai, which is good. But with that much power you better be responsible, or something like that, cause this shirt just may end up melting someone's face if you are not careful. Imagine if something like this goes down. You are walking down the block, wearing your awesome new Mortekai shirt, when you happen to see your friend Charles crossing the street. "Chuck!" you will yell out to him to get his attention, ready to rock his life with your new shirt. Chuck may recognize you but you will seem a little different to him. You will seem a little bit awesomer. He will sense the aura of the shirt emanating from you as he approaches with a cautious excitement. Chuck may even feel like he has to go the bathroom. The shirts awesome aura may hit him that hard. As Chuck draws closer nervous beads of sweet will begin to form on his forehead. Then the moment will arrive, the shirt and Chuck's eyes will meet. And he will not be prepared for how sweet that meeting will be.


"HOLY CRAP CHUCK YOUR HEAD JUST EXPLODED!" you will shout. And then you will realize that without a head, Chuck can not hear you. That is the moment when the power of the Kai is going to hit you in the brain like a million salmon swimming upstream. From that day forward you shall swear to use the shirt for the forces of ROCK! That and you may try to use it to get laid. Also, you are going to consider using your new found power to intimidate people into giving you delicious pizza. Yes! That would be so Airwolf!

On second thought maybe I better not print this version. I mean come on, a kid's head exploded. This shirt has to much power! Not even the combined forces of Ronnie James Dio, Slayer, and Ozzy are going to be evil enough to handle that much skull. How will mere mortals like you or me deal with it? I gotta think about this one...



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